Is it a male or a female

So did you ever wonder what kind of sex genderĀ  is the thing that you use everyday now you can!!! Here is a funny research made by some guy and he is actually quite right!!!

FREEZER BAGS:
They are male, because they hold everything in…but you can see right through them..

PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off…it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed…but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

TIRES:
Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOONS:
Also a male object…. because to get them to go anywhere…you have to light a fire under their butt.

SPONGES:
These are female…because they are soft…..squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES:
Female…because they’re constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS:
Definitely male…. because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

EGG TIMERS:
Egg timers are female because…over time…all the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS:
Male… because in the last 5000 years…..they’ve hardly changed at all…and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL:
Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male…but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without it…and while he doesn’t always know which buttons to push…he just keeps trying

And something off topic… New Law:

With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots…especially during evening hours…the Edinburgh City Council has established a ‘Women Only’ parking lot at the Tesco shopping centre. Even the parking attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons.

Below is the first picture available of this world first women only parking lot in Edinburgh !

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